Tales From a Female Traveller

CRAZY THINGS I RECOMMEND DOING TO ENRICH YOUR INNER CHILD

Go down to your local haunt to have dinner with a friend, get drunk and return home in a shopping trolley via a trip around your block... at 12am. Yes, the neighbours will look out the window thinking you are the local hoodlums intending to yell and scream at you, but then close the blinds in silent shock when they realise it is their own.. adult.. neighbours!!

Walk on the top of someone else's brick fence every now and then instead of the footpath.

Run through a neighbour's sprinkler on a cold day and complain their water isn't hot enough for you to shower properly.

Have a girls night, get drunk, go to the local playground at 3am and bare your butts for the camera!

Approach a group of tough looking Bikey women to take their photo and convince them to pose by telling them they all look beautiful.

Hitch a ride on your shopping trolley down Isle 2 of your local supermarket and do it as though everyone does it and it is quite normal.

While waiting for the pedestrian lights to turn green complain that it's "your turn now" and when they finally DO turn green cry out "GREEN MEANS GO"!

While walking in a crowd casually veer off the side into your friend and tell them to watch where they're going. OR... push them into someone walking past...


Believe it or not... I've actually done all of these.... quite fun.

posted by Lucyspeak @ 5:16 pm